'You, it's okay. I will wear the blue nose mask everyone wears like that. It won't cost me more than 10 cedis. It is not like this customized nose mask has the breath of life in it.'
Akosua Rona 5: Pandemic Baby
Ei, no be small be fruitful and multiply! Nana Addo said you should stay home and practise social distancing. You chose to go out of town to make a pandemic baby.
Akosua Rona 4: Frontline Kpakpakpa
‘Chale, I am tired. Everybody is going live on IG. Unnecessary fights on Twitter. Everyone is organizing post-COVID strategy webinars. Bro, we all don’t know what will happen post COVID.’
Akosua Rona 3: Dr Whatsapp
Mama had them drinking some cleansing juice that smelt like a potion from a fetish priest in those Nollywood movies. Only God would know when WhatsApp got a medical degree.
Akosua Rona 2: Fellow Ghanaians
Of terrorist 4 year olds, internet funerals, Corona money and the end times! Episode 2 of the Covid-19 story series.
Akosua Rona: Week 0
Ei! You are going to do your panic buying at Koala? See eh, the Ghana, ebi two oo! The Better Ghana agenda is working for her!