keniribeiro – Keni Ribeiro

The bells are simply not jingling

It is December 2024 and the bells are not exactly jingling in Ghana.

The rock, the hard place and the slippery slope

Ghanaians should be able to thrive in the land of their birth. That is not an unrealistic desire.

4×4 Supremacy

Hate them or love them, dispatch riders in Ghana deliver everything- TV sets, good and disappointment.

Costly Silence

In Kwame Nkrumah’s Ghana of 2023, silence comes at a cost.

#7daysofXmas 7: Muted Cedi

Think MOMO charges, insensitive family members, zero enjoyment and japa plans.

Akosua Rona 5: Pandemic Baby

Ei, no be small be fruitful and multiply! Nana Addo said you should stay home and practise social distancing. You chose to go out of town to make a pandemic baby.

Akosua Rona 4: Frontline Kpakpakpa

‘Chale, I am tired. Everybody is going live on IG. Unnecessary fights on Twitter. Everyone is organizing post-COVID strategy webinars. Bro, we all don’t know what will happen post COVID.’

Akosua Rona 3: Dr Whatsapp

Mama had them drinking some cleansing juice that smelt like a potion from a fetish priest in those Nollywood movies. Only God would know when WhatsApp got a medical degree.